PEEVED

Here's the scoop on my peeved pets. Dig it and get in it.
In no particular order:

- Water dispensers combined with flavored drink outlets:

Typically Says WATER

Jesus H. Christ!!! Restaurants sure know how to get me tickin'. Nothing's worse than chowing down on some tasty grub and being forced to wash it down with some lemonade-flavored water. WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?

I am an avid water drinker. I don't drink soda. I rarely drink lemonade. Water is pure. Water is great. Water is DIGNIFIED. Show some respect you corporate loons.

- Pocket Clutter:

Gotta Have A Knife.... and some CHAW

I try to avoid these jangly necessities whenever possible. Bulked up pockets really get to my head. Uncomfortable, Uncool. Cluttered pockets are signs of dis-organization. GET IN THE NET.

- Chewing Gum:

I can't stand any sort of chewing gum. It disgusts me. I'm not going to post a picture of anything related to this ooey gooey past-time. Unnatural habitry. Butters my biscuit out the wazoo. Don't chew gum around me.

A Midwestern cousin of mine shares this same viewpoint.

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE ROCK N' ROLL. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

LET FREEDOM RING.