Who The Hell Yelps?

Many people are familiar with the website Yelp.com. I believe it to be an incredibly useful tool when deciding on restaurants to go to, etc. However, I always wonder who the hell visits these establishments and takes the time to write detailed praises and/or complaints on this site. Some of the people are genuine doof-brains. Some are helpful. But STILL. WHO THE HELL YELPS?

I may not be able to answer for all participants, but as of today, I YELP. As a member of the full-time workforce, I have maximized access to the world wide web. Therefore I have begun to YELP. It is only the beginning. Check out my latest presents to the digital world.

Were these reviews helpful? YES, OF COURSE!!!!!