- I am watching Sister Act as I type this.
- Shaquille O'Neal is a pompous bastard that has never had an issue selling out his image for COLD HARD DOUGH.
KAZAAM - 1996
HALLELUJAH!!! I saw this one in theaters when it came out. Shaq brings it to the next level as a magical genie that can make it rain junk food. The scene above is especially spellbinding. I AM KAZAAM!
STEEL - 1997
One man must stand up for justice, with A HEART OF GOLD. Who is this man... SHAQ.
An incredible follow-up to Kazaam, STEEL received a rating of 2.7 on IMDB. The film grossed $1,710,972 within the 1st month of its release and cost an estimated 16 MILLION.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
Regardless of the epic failures of both films mentioned, Shaq raked in the dough. It's safe to say that The Diesel attacked Hollywood on all levels upon his arrival. MULA$$$$
Enough about film let's talk about jams. Here is the music search results for Shaquille O'Neal on Amazon.com:
Not only are the prices impressive, but CHECK OUT THE ALBUM NAMES. I demand that all of you pay ONE CENT for the album "I Know I Got Skillz!"
STRAIT PLAYIN'
- Sportin' a PHENOMENAL bucket hat!!! BUCKET HATS.
Video Games:
I don't know JACK about videogames. But I do remember playing SHAQ FU: An extremely shitty video game. A quick scheme to scrape up some cash from all the little minions of the world. Here is the game's storyline (courtesy of wikipedia):
"Shaquille O'Neal wanders into a kung fu dojo while heading to a charity basketball game in Tokyo, Japan. There, he stumbles into another dimension, where he must rescue a young boy named Nezu from the evil mummy Sett-Ra."
There are plenty of other bunk-ass endeavors with Shaq's stamp of approval out there, but don't bother with them. Shaq's got plenty of quan, so spend yours on Spurs memorabilia, a candy bar, or some slick piece of furniture.
'Till Next Time....
