The posts haven't been flowing as well as they used to. The Protocol has taken a one way ticket to dung-city. DUNG. No need to remind me, but I believe I have found a solution. In a desperate effort to revive my blog-output, I will be featuring "The Weekly Ramble." So hold onto to your pants. IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELLUVA RIDE!!!!
While flipping hot dogs on a dreary Saturday morning in front of the bank (we were havin' a party - a financial bash), I was horrified to witness a woman in her 60's trip and fall onto the concrete parking lot. She was laying on her side and her accomplice did nothing but act like a looney tune. What a punk. Anyways, I ran over to her, reached out my hand to help her up, and she responded with a firm handshake. Then she got up by herself. Laying down and shaking hands. Relaxed Shakin. Someone had to give her a prize. She deserved one! So she received ONE BUN and ONE LUKE- WARM SEMI-BEEF STICK.
As a customer handed me their checking deposit, I placed it on the desk, and proceeded to search "Dinosaurs" on wikipedia. The facts of life. Good stuff. GIANT BEASTS.
Well, the Spurs failed. Born again, but not for long. Apparently, this treasured head piece didn't provide the good spirits needed for yet another miracle. Alotta REAL ball players signed this hat. Makes me long for the days when the San Antonio Spurs and Taco Cabana were nearly synonymous. FLAUTAMANIA.
Midwesterners truly believe in basketball. This is an interesting truth. I mean, I might have to move there. They have these wicked gas stations called "Quick Trip" that offer the highest quality of corner store products. Give it up. Tornadoes, Basketball, and Candy Bars.
If I could get my paws on some B.U.M. Equipment footwear or apparel, I would be SATISFIED. Just check it out for yourself. Quite a weathered company. Their website is LEGENDARY.
Throwin' two parties. Theme parties. Wrap your mind around these:
SODA & YODA
The Force + Caffeine Dreams. 100 PERCENT SUCCESS.
DINNER CRAMS
Everybody must show up with a nice entree such as a casserole, roast, rotisserie chicken, pasta, etc. After setting the table and getting the dinner ready, the members of the party will then proceed to the living room. There, we will watch The Simpsons on T.V. while eating chips and dips until everybody is disgustingly stuffed.
SUPPER. SPOILED!!!!
The first WEEKLY RAMBLE. Obviously, I've got a lot on my mind.
Oh yeah, in case you forgot, MAGIC JOHNSON CONQUERED 
